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JOKES

Joke: Police Strike Back!

So you think you’re the only one who can be funny when getting pulled over by a cop? Police officers strike back!

• “You don’t know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on this ticket, huh?”

• “Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? Because that’s the speed of the bullet that’ll be chasing you.”

• “The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a dog or cat?”

• “Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor but I don’t think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I’m the shift supervisor?”

• “Warning! You want a warning? OK, I’m warning you not to do that again or I’ll give you another ticket.”

• “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”

• “Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop.”

• “Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven.”

• “Now exactly how big were those ‘Just two beers’ you had?”

• “No, sir, we don’t have quotas anymore. We used to but now we’re allowed to write as many tickets as we can.”

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