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LEADERSHIP QUOTE OF THE DAY (19 May 2012): To manage a system effectively| you might focus on the interactions of the parts rather than their behaviour taken separately. - Russell L. Ackoff

JOKES

Joke: Round Like a Shot

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things.

I phoned the police but was told there was no one in the area to help. The policeman said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up.

A minute later I rang again.

"'Hello", I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them."

Within five minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the officers said: "I thought you said you'd shot them." To which I replied: "I thought you said there was no one available".

JOKE: The Bar Joke System

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JOKE: DIY

A DO-IT-YOURSELF enthusiast has been banned by his wife from taking on any more tasks after causing about $30,000 of damage...

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